On my lunch break today I saw someone walking down the street in a fedora. I got ridiculously excited until I realized it was just a middle aged woman.
Red, what have you done to me?
I didn’t realize how much I needed a Ruby-centric episode until tonight.
Snow White and her Cabin
my favorite thing about the crocodile was hook's inhumanly high tolerance for pain.
- Rumple: *Cuts Hook's hand off*
- Hook: GYAH THAT STINGS.
- Hook: TO NEVERLAND!
- Smee: Cap'n are you sure you should be going off on an adventure i mean he sliced your hand off oh my god i'm gonna be sick
- Hook: T'IS BUT A FLESH WOUND.
- Smee: but you could bleed out i'm just saying that's a lot of blood and also you lost a limb why are you not reacting maybe you should apply some pressure.
- Hook: I SHALL APPLY A HOOK TO IT.
- Smee: that doesn't seem sanitary or efficient at all.
- Hook: ADVENTURE!!!!1!!
I couldn’t resist.
Fails at something. Becomes obsessed until triumph.