On my lunch break today I saw someone walking down the street in a fedora. I got ridiculously excited until I realized it was just a middle aged woman.

Red, what have you done to me?

deanismypatronass:

pindaboom:

I’m not sorry.

Good

 seratonation:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

commanderkarkat:


you said youd always love me


WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT

#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON

HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT

seratonation:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

commanderkarkat:

you said youd always love me

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WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT

#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON

HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT

(Source: clearsochinchin)

 angeliusdekarmen:

Classic!

angeliusdekarmen:

Classic!

 

voice-bending:

I didn’t realize how much I needed a Ruby-centric episode until tonight.

Me neither!

Snow White and her Cabin

my favorite thing about the crocodile was hook's inhumanly high tolerance for pain.

  • Rumple: *Cuts Hook's hand off*
  • Hook: GYAH THAT STINGS.
  • Hook:
  • Hook:
  • Hook:
  • Hook: TO NEVERLAND!
  • Smee: Cap'n are you sure you should be going off on an adventure i mean he sliced your hand off oh my god i'm gonna be sick
  • Hook: T'IS BUT A FLESH WOUND.
  • Smee: but you could bleed out i'm just saying that's a lot of blood and also you lost a limb why are you not reacting maybe you should apply some pressure.
  • Hook: I SHALL APPLY A HOOK TO IT.
  • Smee: that doesn't seem sanitary or efficient at all.
  • Hook: ADVENTURE!!!!1!!
 I couldn’t resist.

I couldn’t resist.

 autistickitten:

Fails at something. Becomes obsessed until triumph.

autistickitten:

Fails at something. Becomes obsessed until triumph.